Non-Jews are for practice
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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