is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
