I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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