your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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