gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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