I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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