If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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