how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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