I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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