im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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