too bad you live with your parents still
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
home. puking in laundry basket.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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