i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
she smelled like a LAN party
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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