What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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