But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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