Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Dick very happy bro
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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