I think scott just propositioned me for sex
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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