Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I could make wine with my vomit
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
