she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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