Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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