just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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