he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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