yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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