I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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