Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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