My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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