Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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