Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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