this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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