party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Randomize
