stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Operation Purity has been aborted
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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