You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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