dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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