Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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