What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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