Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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