Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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