A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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