Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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