My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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