Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
