Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
high people should be assigned attendants
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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