this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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