If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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