coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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