Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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