we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
