did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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