my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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