are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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