We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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