I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
